deletedpenguin:

grantaireputthatenjolrasdown:

i-am-sherlocked1998:

aurora2527:

creepybabypasta:

xxcookievampiressxx:

sherlockiankatie:

platypus-in-a-bottle:

the-noodle-overlord:

leeshajoy:

ravenalegria13:

xdaringdamselx:

patheticchampion:

squiglycontinello:

connorbabeway:

grimbarke:

Oh damnit I watched Escape Plan.
Nononononono

Im am asgardian warrior
well it certainly sounds intersting

:) i’m rorschach :)

iM A JAEGER PILOT

GHOSTBUSTER!

THE NORSE GOD OF THUNDER. FUCK YEAH!

…Dorothy Gale doesn’t actually have a job, unless you count how she becomes a princess in the Oz books.

Do tv shows count? Oh well. Looks like I’m travelling through space and dimensions with Rick the drunkard scientist.

Last movie i watched was maleficient…
… am i a fucking fairy? is that a job?

Uh… Alien

uh…higher being? ( Lucy) 

I’m a demigod, and the child of Poseidon.. Hella rad.

Hella rad I get to ride around in a Transformer

I’m batman.

I am a dead drug smuggler turned computer with a 100% brain activity.

NATIONAL TREASURE FUCK YEAH

19 y o gay dude who has sex with lots of people while trying to find his dad…, so me but not a virgin

deletedpenguin:

grantaireputthatenjolrasdown:

i-am-sherlocked1998:

aurora2527:

creepybabypasta:

xxcookievampiressxx:

sherlockiankatie:

platypus-in-a-bottle:

the-noodle-overlord:

leeshajoy:

ravenalegria13:

xdaringdamselx:

patheticchampion:

squiglycontinello:

connorbabeway:

grimbarke:

Oh damnit I watched Escape Plan.

Nononononono

Im am asgardian warrior

well it certainly sounds intersting

:) i’m rorschach :)

iM A JAEGER PILOT

GHOSTBUSTER!

THE NORSE GOD OF THUNDER. FUCK YEAH!

…Dorothy Gale doesn’t actually have a job, unless you count how she becomes a princess in the Oz books.

Do tv shows count? Oh well. Looks like I’m travelling through space and dimensions with Rick the drunkard scientist.

Last movie i watched was maleficient…

… am i a fucking fairy? is that a job?

Uh… Alien

uh…higher being? ( Lucy) 

I’m a demigod, and the child of Poseidon.. Hella rad.

Hella rad I get to ride around in a Transformer

I’m batman.

I am a dead drug smuggler turned computer with a 100% brain activity.

NATIONAL TREASURE FUCK YEAH

19 y o gay dude who has sex with lots of people while trying to find his dad…, so me but not a virgin

(Source: astroextensionist)

coveredinsnow-:

ilovemaydayparade69:

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts

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(via virvendir)

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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(Source: mrssaberhagen, via horror-movie-marathon)